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Blog: Random Thoughts
...walks in to a bar
7/3/2008 10:15 AM
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Some of my most favorite jokes are the animal walks in to a bar ones. Yesterday I heard one I hadn't before. I'm sure it's been around for a while because I heard it while watching an episode of South Park. Sooo I decided to see how many of them I could remember. ENJOY!!!! What are some you remember???
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A pony and an eagle walk in to a bar. They walk up to the bartender. The pony asks the bartender to yell at the eagle because he was mad at him. The bartender asked "Why don't you do it yourself?" The pony said "because I'm a little horse!"
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A horse walks in to a bar, walks up to the bartender...the bartender says "Why the loooong face?"
A fish walks in to a bar, walks up to the bartender, the bartender asked "What can I get ya?" The fish says "w w water!"
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A string walks in to a bar, walks up the the bartender, the bartender says "I'm sorry, but we do not serve strings in here." The string walks out. While outside he ties himself in a knot and messes up his hair. The string walks back in to the bar and the bartender says "I told you buddy, I don't serve strings in here!" The string says "I'm a frayed knot!"
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