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7/3/2008 ...walks in to a bar


Some of my most favorite jokes are the animal walks in to a bar ones. Yesterday I heard one I hadn't before. I'm sure it's been around for a while because I heard it while watching an episode of South Park. Sooo I decided to see how many of them I could remember. ENJOY!!!! What are some you remember???

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A pony and an eagle walk in to a bar. They walk up to the bartender. The pony asks the bartender to yell at the eagle because he was mad at him. The bartender asked "Why don't you do it yourself?" The pony said "because I'm a little horse!"


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A horse walks in to a bar, walks up to the bartender...the bartender says "Why the loooong face?"


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A fish walks in to a bar, walks up to the bartender, the bartender asked "What can I get ya?" The fish says "w w water!"

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A string walks in to a bar, walks up the the bartender, the bartender says "I'm sorry, but we do n
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About Me
My name is Janice.  I'm married, with one son.  I've been a proud COLTS fan from day 1.
 
 
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Favorite Places to Hangout
...the back porch, in the swing...on a sunny day, or at a COLTS game...
 


 
(Frazier, in the center of the horseshoe, during a halftime show!)

 
 
 
 
 
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I LOVE to watch the COLTS, regular season...pre season..doesn't matter.  Anything COLTS.  I like to walk too.  I'm also a crafter.  DS loves video games, and dh sells real estate.
 
 
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from colts92 (07/04/2008 9:21 PM)   [report]
Happy Independence Day, Janice!
from tammy1970 (07/04/2008 1:55 PM)   [report]
Hello sister J! I didn't know about the Bburg parade, was it fun? have a nice 4th!
from colts92 (07/04/2008 9:53 AM)   [report]
Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me .. I know we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is' Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?' :-)
from colts12thmanbill (07/04/2008 3:43 AM)   [report]
Have a GREAT 4th of July weekend!!!
from gordon38 (07/02/2008 5:35 PM)   [report]
Have you had a good day today? Let me know with a comment on my profile page - we're one day closer to the beginning of training camp. Hurray!!!!! GO COLTS
from colts7 (06/28/2008 5:56 PM)   [report]
THANKS JANICE, NOW I KNOW LOL HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND
from Jeffro1947 (06/28/2008 2:07 PM)   [report]
Yeap if you are refering to the video of Pudge and the Race Truck, that's the Pudgster Daughter!!
from coltsfantam (06/28/2008 2:03 PM)   [report]
I took pictures of Scooter all over the place on our vacation...it was a blast
from colts92 (06/28/2008 10:00 AM)   [report]
Good morning, Janice. I have playfully given you a shout-out in my weekend edition WOD. Hope you like it!
from colts12thmanbill (06/28/2008 5:12 AM)   [report]
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